i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
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I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
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i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
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