apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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