so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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