At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
zippers are such a cool invention
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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