So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
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Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
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I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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