Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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