think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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