I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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