I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
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You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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