Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
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Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
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I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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