I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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