we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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