I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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