whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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