So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
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I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
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And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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