planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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