Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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