WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
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You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
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I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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