My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
It's no shave November. This is our time.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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