i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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