Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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