I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
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He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
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He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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