would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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