weddingsv make me drug and hornr
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
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hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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