i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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