Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
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Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
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There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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