are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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