Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
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Oh Jesus.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
They are going to name an STD after you.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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