We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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