i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
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Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
did you just send me my own nude
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Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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