is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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