i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
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The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
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No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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