He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
not ubering you a puppy
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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