Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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