On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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