You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
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That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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