we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
third nipple confirmed
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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