she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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