It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
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Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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