that's an acceptable place to lick
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
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the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
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my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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