Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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