fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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