I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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