Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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