I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
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I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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