remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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