I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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