i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
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The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
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I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
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