im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
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great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
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She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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