let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Randomize