I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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