# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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