No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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