P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
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Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
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Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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