But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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