I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
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Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
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