I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
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Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
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