I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
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