i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
